• Got a crap load of things to do today. I hate moving and I’m not even the one moving.
• One day is not enough time to move a household. Legs and shoulders are feeling the burn. Looking forward to a full night’s sleep.
• Big, ugly bruises on upper arms and thighs. Glad the big stuff is mostly in place now.
• Great yoga class. Good workout, feeling very relaxed and, strangely, hungry. Is there a connection?
• Watched half of Secret Girlfriend on Comedy Central. Lame, totally lame. Adolescent humor at its most pathetic.
• Dyed this afternoon and reportedly look 10 years younger. Don’t have to look like Mom.
• SCAT in Springfield. I’ve got to get pictures and post them. It’s everywhere.
• Just wondering. What’s with all the fishing shows on the Discovery Channel? What’s next? Baiting Bass with Bob?
• Don’t bitch about the exorbitant extra fees the airlines are charging, just stop flying.
• “Watch any game you want when you want.” I’m already doing that without DirecTV’s NFL Sunday Ticket. I’m watching all the games I want!
• Had a dream this morning about the Duncan Donuts girl in San Angelo. What was her name? Gosh, that was such a long time ago.
• The Duncan Donuts girl’s name was Grace. The name just suddenly popped into my head.
• Morning comes too damned early in the morning.
• Got something in the mail saying I’ve been “pre-forgiven.” Now I can sin with impunity.
• Chicken for dinner this evening. She doesn’t eat her chicken naked but she doesn’t mind if I do.
• Grease fires & exploding microwave ovens on Mythbusters. Definitely a do not try this at home episode. Cool to watch though.
• Another good class and a lot of closeness. But so focused I hardly noticed. It’s like that sometimes.
• Best simile heard this week – “like a white trash bar mitzvah” (The Jeff Dunham Show, 10/29/09). I’m trying to visualize it.
• Learned a new word, PORMEDY. Porn + Comedy. It aptly describes a lot of the porn I’ve seen. Deep Throat and Captain Lust come to mind.
• Remember, inspired by a true story doesn’t mean that it IS a true story.
• I messed up. The Great Wall of China was not supposed to go. Apparently it had monetary value or something. I explicitly asked permission.
• Soon I’ll have to turn out the lights and pretend I’m not home. Why should I contribute to tooth decay, obesity, and diabetes?

For what it’s worth…