Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Grocery List

Technorati Tags: groceries,shopping

Some things I saw while grocery shopping today:

Smart Bacon
Apparently, the pig wasn’t very smart as he got himself killed.
Prime Rib
Beef that cannot be divided evenly.
Smart Mouth
Not sure what this product is, but I was always told that a Smart Mouth was a bad thing.

For what it’s worth…

A Pocketful of Clues

Song: Any Major Dude Will Tell You
Artist: Steely Dan
Album: Pretzel Logic
Year: 1974

Today’s Quote: “Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Subject line seen in my spam report the other day: “Were you born not well hung?”
No, I was not born a freak. That came much later.

The wife and I [...]

No Clues For The Clueless

John Lennon – Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy)

Today’s Quote: “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” — John Lennon, Beautiful Boy (Darling Boy)

Four shopping days until Christmas and I still haven’t done mine. I have ideas for some people on my list but for the most significant person on the list [...]

Shopping Hell

Eric Clapton – The Core

Today’s Quote: “Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.” — Laurence J. Peter

Today I attempted to do my Christmas shopping, solo. I found that I’m not ready to fly solo. The venture was disastrous for my mental health; it’s just too stressful. I can’t do it without a chaperon, guide, [...]