Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Kinda the same but different

Today’s Quote: “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” ~ Arthur C. Clarke (1917-2008)

Song: No No Song
Artist: Ringo Starr
Album: Goodnight Vienna
Released: 1974
Notes: This is such a fun song to listen to while getting high. That’s what I’ve heard.

I watched an episode of Gene Simmon’s Family Jewels the other evening in which Shannon Tweed challenged [...]

I need to rinse my mind

Song: Revolution
Artist: The Beatles
Album: The Beatles (aka The White Album)
Year: 1968

Today’s Quote: “You better free your mind instead.” ~ John Lennon, Revolution, 1968

WARNING!This post contains imagery that may be disturbing and not for the prudish. Reader disgression is advised.

I was flipping through the channels late Sunday night when I stumbled upon a show called Talk [...]

420 Hour Work Week?

The Beatles – Eight Days A Week

Today’s Quote: “The MPAA can most accurately be described as rabid, obsessed lunatics.” — Pirate Bay co-founder Gottfrid Svartholm proposes a new acronym for the Motion Picture Association of America: ROL.

Nipple Radiation got mentioned on the Naked Nudism blog Saturday. “Fantastic satire…” Ah, shucks, it weren’t nuthin’. On Sunday, [...]

All Good Things Must Come To An End

Rick James – Super Freak

Today’s Quote: “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” — Mariah Carey

How To Be Funny, Compiled by John Hodgman (New [...]

Nothing to report

The Rolling Stones – Ruby Tuesday

Today’s Quote: “Nerds don’t just happen to dress informally. They do it too consistently. Consciously or not, they dress informally as a prophylactic measure against stupidity.” — Paul Graham, September 2004

Words of Advice:
Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

Beware the Ides of March (Et tu, Brute?)

Van Halen – Hot for Teacher

Today’s Quote: “Beware the Ides of March.” — William Skakespeare, Julius Caesar, Act I, Scene 2, line 33.

I saw on the news this morning that yet another school teacher has gotten into trouble for having sex with a 17-year-old male student. I have a few questions for her. Was the [...]

Hitchhiker's Guide

Nick Gilder – Hot Child in the City

Today’s Quote: “The only things in the middle of the road are yellow stripes and dead armadillos.” — Jim Hightower

Hitchhiker’s guide in your pocket for those who have those fancy wireless gadgets.

The Guide for those of us who only have computers.

Here’s the Guide’s entry regarding sex:

Sex is a [...]