Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Life As Lunch

Here’s a bit of poetry I wrote many years ago.

Life as Lunch

I am sandwich.
And you, my friend, are apple turnover.
Is it by some act of Man or God
That we should meet here
In this world called Lunch?

I am salami as you are fruit pie.
Despite our outside differences
We are made from the same [...]

Writer’s Block: In a Former Life

Do you believe in reincarnation? If your answer is “yes,” describe some of your past lives.

I accept the idea of reincarnation and believe in the concept of the soul. I find it hard to believe we only get one chance to get it right, that the soul’s existence is linear — conception, gestation, birth, life, [...]