Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

17 Ridiculous Laws

From The Huffington Post, here are 17 Ridiculous Laws Still On The Books:

Missouri — It is illegal to drive with an uncaged bear.
Maine — It is illegal to have Christmas decorations up after January 14th.
New Jersey — It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder.
Nevada — It is illegal for a [...]

It’s silly but it’s the law

Song: Comfortably Numb
Artist: Pink Floyd
Album: The Wall
Year: 1979

Today’s Quote:
Paula McFadden: “I thought you said you were decent!”
Elliot Garfield: “I am decent. I also happen to be naked.”
from The Goodbye Girl, with Richard Dreyfuss and Marsha Mason

UK ‘most ludicrous laws’
A few examples:
~ In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she [...]

Strip Me Naked

Today’s Quote: “I LIKE THE NAKED BODY. It’s beautiful. I think the more we try to cover ourselves, the more we lose an essence of ourselves.” — Rinko Kikuchi

Because nothing suggests sex like a baby eating
The photo Myspace considers “sexually suggestive”
MySpace has removed a photo of a breastfeeding baby three times and threatened to cancel [...]

Another Month Bites the Dust

Queen – Another One Bites the Dust

Today’s Quote: “Under no circumstances would I ever have anyone fired for having breasts that were too large.” — Billy Joel, responding to accusations from a dancer in a production of his hit Broadway show Movin’ Out that she was fired because of her ample bosom.

LAWS OF THE NATURAL [...]

True Stories I Made Up (And Some I Didn't)

Warren Zevon – Lawyers, Guns, And Money

Today’s Quote: “The problem with the Sony BMG situation is that the technology they used contained a security vulnerability of which they were unaware. They have apologized for their mistake, ceased manufacture of CDs with that technology, and pulled CDs with that technology from store shelves. Seems very responsible [...]

Hitchhiker's Guide

Nick Gilder – Hot Child in the City

Today’s Quote: “The only things in the middle of the road are yellow stripes and dead armadillos.” — Jim Hightower

Hitchhiker’s guide in your pocket for those who have those fancy wireless gadgets.

The Guide for those of us who only have computers.

Here’s the Guide’s entry regarding sex:

Sex is a [...]