Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Jumping On The Morality Bandwagon

Listen up, politicians. Do you want to know the quickest way to lose my vote? Just jump on the morality bandwagon and start pushing legislation that purports to support family values but, in reality, makes absolutely no sense. Not every voter in this state is an idiot. Unfortunately, too many of them are.

I see in [...]

February 13th, 2006 | Tags: , , , | Category: politics | Leave a comment

I'm on a roll today

Bob Dylan – Gotta Serve Somebody

But you’re gonna have to serve somebody, yes indeed
You’re gonna have to serve somebody,
Well, it may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you’re gonna have to serve somebody.

[You gotta sing that with a nasal twang.]

Today’s headlines …
Arizona punishes stupid drivers. I think more states should enact laws [...]

February 21st, 2005 | Tags: , , , , , | Category: entertainment, opinion | 3 comments

Beware of Gay Nudists

David Essex – Rock On

Today’s quote:
“Civil asset forfeiture, the confiscation of property without trial or conviction, is even being proposed as a weapon against the practice of nudity even in enclosed private property. In Arkansas, it is illegal even to advocate in favor of nudism.” — Progress Report article

That brought the meter up to 9.86. [...]

January 31st, 2005 | Tags: , | Category: nudity, opinion | Leave a comment

Stupidity Meter Pegged

Humble Pie – Thirty Days in the Hole

Product of the week
I want a door for my cube!

Things that pegged my Stupidity Meter today:
I heard something on the news this morning that just sent my stupidity meter into the red. Two teenagers are suing McDonald’s for not disclosing something about their food that supposedly made [...]

January 26th, 2005 | Tags: , , , , , | Category: opinion | Leave a comment