For What It's Worth » Deep Throat http://mojoreisen.com/mspb There's something happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear... Tue, 20 Jul 2010 10:33:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 October Twitter Detritus http://mojoreisen.com/mspb/2009/10/october-twitter-detritus/ http://mojoreisen.com/mspb/2009/10/october-twitter-detritus/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:03:16 +0000 Rick http://mojoreisen.com/mspb/2009/10/october-twitter-detritus/ More flotsam and jetsam from the shipwreck of my mind in 140 characters or less:

Got a crap load of things to do today. I hate moving and I’m not even the one moving. One day is not enough time to move a household. Legs and shoulders are feeling the burn. Looking forward to a full night’s [...]]]> More flotsam and jetsam from the shipwreck of my mind in 140 characters or less:

  • Got a crap load of things to do today. I hate moving and I’m not even the one moving.
  • One day is not enough time to move a household. Legs and shoulders are feeling the burn. Looking forward to a full night’s sleep.
  • Big, ugly bruises on upper arms and thighs. Glad the big stuff is mostly in place now.
  • Great yoga class. Good workout, feeling very relaxed and, strangely, hungry. Is there a connection?
  • Watched half of Secret Girlfriend on Comedy Central. Lame, totally lame. Adolescent humor at its most pathetic.
  • Dyed this afternoon and reportedly look 10 years younger. Don’t have to look like Mom.
  • SCAT in Springfield. I’ve got to get pictures and post them. It’s everywhere.
  • Just wondering. What’s with all the fishing shows on the Discovery Channel? What’s next? Baiting Bass with Bob?
  • Don’t bitch about the exorbitant extra fees the airlines are charging, just stop flying.
  • “Watch any game you want when you want.” I’m already doing that without DirecTV’s NFL Sunday Ticket. I’m watching all the games I want!
  • Had a dream this morning about the Duncan Donuts girl in San Angelo. What was her name? Gosh, that was such a long time ago.
  • The Duncan Donuts girl’s name was Grace. The name just suddenly popped into my head.
  • Morning comes too damned early in the morning.
  • Got something in the mail saying I’ve been “pre-forgiven.” Now I can sin with impunity.
  • Chicken for dinner this evening. She doesn’t eat her chicken naked but she doesn’t mind if I do.
  • Grease fires & exploding microwave ovens on Mythbusters. Definitely a do not try this at home episode. Cool to watch though.
  • Another good class and a lot of closeness. But so focused I hardly noticed. It’s like that sometimes.
  • Best simile heard this week – “like a white trash bar mitzvah” (The Jeff Dunham Show, 10/29/09). I’m trying to visualize it.
  • Learned a new word, PORMEDY. Porn + Comedy. It aptly describes a lot of the porn I’ve seen. Deep Throat and Captain Lust come to mind.
  • Remember, inspired by a true story doesn’t mean that it IS a true story.
  • I messed up. The Great Wall of China was not supposed to go. Apparently it had monetary value or something. I explicitly asked permission.
  • Soon I’ll have to turn out the lights and pretend I’m not home. Why should I contribute to tooth decay, obesity, and diabetes?

For what it’s worth…

]]> http://mojoreisen.com/mspb/2009/10/october-twitter-detritus/feed/ 0 Where Have All the Porn Stars Gone? http://mojoreisen.com/mspb/2007/10/where-have-all-the-porn-stars-gone/ http://mojoreisen.com/mspb/2007/10/where-have-all-the-porn-stars-gone/#comments Sun, 07 Oct 2007 22:20:00 +0000 Rick http://mojoreisen.com/mspb/2007/10/where-have-all-the-porn-stars-gone/ Until late last night it had been a number of years since I’d seen a porn film. Yesterday my DVD player was acting up so I set up the player my son had left behind when he moved out. When I powered it up and opened the tray, there was a DVD inside, a XXX-rated [...]]]> behindthegreendoorUntil late last night it had been a number of years since I’d seen a porn film. Yesterday my DVD player was acting up so I set up the player my son had left behind when he moved out. When I powered it up and opened the tray, there was a DVD inside, a XXX-rated film called Fly Spice. I watched it last night and I wasn’t greatly impressed. There didn’t seem to be much of a plot and the sex scenes weren’t all that spectacular.

I fondly remember the porn of yesteryear and, of course the women who starred in those films. My all-time favorite star was Marilyn Chambers. She was a B-cup (back then) and one of the first to shave and have piercings. There were others I enjoyed such as Hyapatia Lee, Nina Hartley, Annette Haven, Amber Lynn, and Ginger Lynn. Other than maybe Jenna Jameson, I don’t even know who today’s porn stars are, much less seen their work.

Here are a few of my favorites:

  • Deep Throat (1972) starring Linda Lovelace
  • Behind the Green Door (1972) starring Marilyn Chambers
  • The Devil in Miss Jones (1973) starring Georgina Spelvin
  • Resurrection of Eve (1973) starring Marilyn Chambers
  • Sex World (1977) starring Annette Haven
  • Insatiable (1980) starring Marilyn Chambers
  • The Young Like It Hot (1983) starring Hyapatia Lee
  • Insatiable II (1984) starring Marilyn Chambers
  • Ribald Tales of Canterbury (1985) starring Hyapatia Lee
  • New Barbarians (1990) starring Victoria Paris and Nina Hartley, directed by Henri Pachard
  • The New Barbarians 2 (1990) starring Victoria Paris and Nina Hartley, directed by Henri Pachard

Although it’s extremely dated now, I laughed my ass off the first time I saw Deep Throat. The Devil in Miss Jones was sort of a morality play. Hyapatia Lee’s Ribald Tales of Canterbury filled in the parts Chaucer left out. Sex World was a take off on West World. Henri Pachard’s New Barbarians films used time travel to swap people from one era to another and showed that the one thing we’ve always had is sex.

Or course, not all of the films in the golden age of porn were classics. There were still plenty of bad and rather forgettable films. Even among those, there were some that were enjoyble for nothing more than their comedic content (intentional or otherwise). From last night’s viewing, I noticed one that thing has not changed; porn soundtracks are still as bad as ever.

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