Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Another Day In Paradise

It’s just another wonderful day in Paradise, a great day to be alive. It just doesn’t get any better than this, does it? I can’t imagine how it could. Life is good.

I want to lie naked in the dandelions and soak up the sun. Who’s with me?