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Stress, what stress?

Today’s Quote: “As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.” — Josh Billings (1818-1885)

They fit!
On Sunday I went through a pile of old jeans (36″ waist) and threw out those with rotted out crotches. Out of curiosity, I tried on the one remaining pair and they fit! Another [...]

Twenty-nine days to find a clue

Today’s Quote:“There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us, and not we, them; we may make them take the mould of arm or breast, but they mould our hearts, our brains, our tongues to their liking.” — Virginia Woolf (1882-1941), British novelist. Orlando, ch. 4 (1928).

The foreseeable future is [...]

Twas the night before Christmas and I haven't a clue

The Allman Brothers Band – Whipping Post

Today’s Quote: “Sundance (the film festival) is weird. The movies are weird – you actually have to think about them when you watch them.” — Britney Spears
You can’t help but loath love her! In addition to having a brilliant mind, her vulva is on display all over the Internet!
Bonus [...]

Getting down to the wire (nude)

Napoleon XIV – They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa

Today’s Quote: “The origins of clothing are not practical. They are mystical and erotic. The primitive man in the wolf-pelt was not keeping dry; he was saying: ‘Look what I killed. Aren’t I the best?’ ” — Katharine Hamnett, British fashion designer. Independent on Sunday (London, [...]

On the first day of clueless my true love gave to me...

Sly And The Family Stone – Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)

Today’s Quote: “I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.” — Mark Twain

Music Trivia That’s a Bit Obscure Quiz:
1. What [...]

Clueless and penniless

Bobby “Boris” Pickett – The Monster Mash

Today’s Quote: “If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.” — Benjamin Franklin

The second of the two most important days of the year is only thirty days away. As always, I am clueless and penniless. It’s the same quandary I find myself in every March [...]

No mental health problems here

The Beatles – Fixing a Hole

Today’s quote: “What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not been discovered.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
[Crabgrass has virtues? Well, it is what keeps my lawn green and it's low maintenance.]

I’d better go out and buy myself something extravagant. I’ve got post-payday depression and BARF. Maybe I should [...]

Steak and BJ Day

ZZ Top – Tube Snake Boogie

Today’s quote: “Beauty is not diminished by being shared.” — Robert Heinlein

Question of the week — When I am going to replace the nasty old carpet in my house with beautiful laminate flooring? (I don’t have an answer for that.)

I don’t know how my alarm clock got switched off. I [...]

Sold my soul

Jethro Tull – My God

Today’s quotes:
“You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be witty.” — Sacha Guitry (1885-1957)
“No Sane man will dance.” — Cicero (106-43 B.C.)

That’s right, I sold my soul to the Devil. Satan didn’t appear before me, offering me power and riches. There was no contract signed in blood. Satan [...]

Damn right I'm depressed

J. J. Cale – Cocaine

Today’s quote:
“The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.” — Edsger Dijkstra

This month is off to a rather depressing start and, like Caesar, I am not looking forward to the Ides of March. Of course, Julius didn’t know what was coming while [...]

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