Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Proud Sponsor of the NFL

During the course of my television viewing, I see ads from many companies proclaiming they are proud sponsors of the NFL, NASCAR, or some other professional sport. Do professional sports organizations really need sponsors?

For only pennies a day you, too, can sponsor a professional athlete. Your donation will provide him with uniforms and a place [...]

Unnecessary Censorship

I’ve never been a fan of Jimmy Kimmel, finding The Man Show to be rather boorish and sophomoric at its best. I haven’t seen his latest show so I can’t say whether or not it’s any better. As the following articles on The Huffington Post blog show, he is apparently not a fan of the [...]

The Easter Bunny Connection

Ever since I was a child I’ve wondered what the Easter Bunny and colored eggs had to do with the crucifixion and resurrection of Christ. Well, I’ve finally come up with a theory which may seem blasphemous and heretical but here goes.

When Jesus was placed in the tomb there were no stones large enough to [...]

Community Service

Today’s Quote: “America was founded on a philosophy of individual rights, not group rights.” ~ Clarence Thomas

I ran across this a piece about two 12-year-old whose community service project for their Eagle Scout rating is to raise awareness about breast cancer by giving breast exams. They hope to publicize their project by examining Jessica [...]

420 Hour Work Week?

The Beatles – Eight Days A Week

Today’s Quote: “The MPAA can most accurately be described as rabid, obsessed lunatics.” — Pirate Bay co-founder Gottfrid Svartholm proposes a new acronym for the Motion Picture Association of America: ROL.

Nipple Radiation got mentioned on the Naked Nudism blog Saturday. “Fantastic satire…” Ah, shucks, it weren’t nuthin’. On Sunday, [...]

Thank You, Ma’am. May I Have Another?

Mistress Condoleeza

Dominatrix of State

Beat me, whip me,
Make me join the Republican Party.

Breasts revisited

Eric Clapton – I’m Torn Down

Today’s Quote: “If possible, compute in the nude.” — From the book Supercharging MS-DOS by Microsoft Press, 3rd Ed., pg. 393, under the section “Static Electricity Is A Killer”

Last night’s South Park was pretty good, excellent satire. (Does anybody get satire anymore?) The season opener of Drawn Together was just [...]

No Wood Is No Good

I recently heard an ad on the radio for one of those products (Procylon) that’s supposed to enhance male sexual performance. The sultry voice on the radio promised that if I were to use this product, I would have spine tingling sex, I would become the sexual superstar “she” wanted me to be, and sexual [...]

Behold, the awesome power of breasts

Joe Walsh – I Like Big Tits

Today’s quote:
“In America, anybody can be President. That’s one of the risks you take.” — Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965) [And to make matters worse, that anybody can be President for eight consecutive years.]

And now a word from Reverend Rick, your minister of cybertheology.