• 01 – RT @EmoPhilips: I’m not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
• 01 – Slow flow class while Abi attended the kids’ class. She really enjoys it. Afterwards, dinner at Skyline with dessert. (Undid my yoga.)
• 02 – Mel Brooks films on AMC. Missing words but sexual innuendo & off-color humor kept intact. Not like you couldn’t plug in the words.
• 02 – Dr appointment was quick & easy. Out of there 40 minutes before my appointment. Just needed to renew my prescriptions. Gotta have my stuff.
• 03 – Didn’t really feel like going to yoga this morning but that’s when I need it most so I went. I feel better having done it.
• 04 – A nice Easter Sunday with the family. We assembled a swing set for the youngins. It’s good to be handy, I guess.
• 05 – Need to make a trip to the local Waste Management Facility soon. Have a truck full of computer scrap. Still more in my closet.
• 06 – Things are looking up. Mortgage Co. let me access my account today. Only a “former” deadbeat now. $$$ from trustee too. Now to win lottery.
• 06 – A bit of landscaping today. Some day I hope to get around to some home improvement at my home.
• 07 – has a truck full of sod destined for Degobah. Trying to keep it dry until tomorrow. Delivery will be interesting.
• 07 – watched ‘The Buddha’ on PBS this evening. Very interesting and enlightening.
• 07 – can’t watch TV because it’s raining. Satellite signals can’t find their way down to earth in a heavy downpour.
• 10 – Challenging class this morning. Not a good day for arm balances, at least not for me. Headstand wasn’t happening for me either. Oh, well.
• 10 – filled in more of Degobah, two truckloads of fill dirt
• 12 – Hot yoga was, well, hot. I really do need to clean my mat before I do it again on Wednesday.
• 13 – Birthday wishes from the grandkids make getting older a little easier to take.
• 15 – Slow yoga tonight followed by dinner with my two favorite ladies. Life is good.
• 18 – Enjoyed yoga this morning. Refreshing & relaxing.
• 18 – My life isn’t really as glamorous as my web page makes it out to be.
• 19 – Cat’s kidneys are starting to go. Get to stick her with a needle 2x a week to inject saline solution under her skin. Think she loves me now?
• 21 – sucks at cooking eggs. Can do scrambled but fried eggs & omelets are frying pan disasters. Trying to be more self-sufficient.
• 21 – is watching The Men Who Stare at Goats. Interesting, very interesting. I could see myself as a warrior monk.
• 22 – Last night’s hot yoga was great. Very calming, very relaxing, very sweaty.
• 23 – What was that yoga pose she put me in yesterday? On my belly twisted like a pretzel?
• 23 – I gots a job! Start Monday.
• 23 – watched Avatar. It was a decent movie.
• 24 – The Dark Lord kept me up way too late trying to lure me to the Dark Side. Been there, done that, never again.
• 24 – @penguingeek I knew Dayton was in Top 10 worst but # 4. We’re moving up in the world. Breathing is so overrated.
• 24 – Why am I always required to be in a good mood and cheerful? I don’t remember that in my job description.
• 25 – Spaghetti tacos – it’s what’s for dinner.
• 25 – I don’t miss the person I used to be. I like the person I’m becoming. I have fond memories but I live in the present, moving forward.
• 25 – I guess I oughta get dressed. Mama’s having people over. I really don’t understand the aversion to my natural state. I guess I’ll comply.
• 29 – Saw a “Yellow Sign of Shame” on Troy Pike on my way home. Been there about a week. Gestapo willl be sending in Storm Troopers soon.
• 29 – Heard on the radio recently… “Next up, the latest from Jimi Hendrix.v Oh? I didn’t know he was still recording.
• 30 – Crossed the border into hypoglycemia but I’m OK now. Just came unexpectedly.
• 30 – Enjoyed the Kirtan tonight, a new and different experience. Will have to attend more. Thnx Micheal & Melissa for hosting it.

• For what it’s worth…

• 01 – Choice between cabbage rolls and hot yoga. Culinary bliss won out over karmic bliss. Maybe I’ll do 2 classes Wednesday night.
• 02 – The temp job is kinda mindless and repetitive but I’m OK with that right now. Doing it for a living? Probaby not. (No, not yoga stripper)
• 03 – Great hot yoga class this evening. The yoga fairy smiled upon me tonight. Everything flowed, culminated by a near perfect shoulder stand.
• 04 – Good yoga class tonight. Parsva Bakasana still unattainable. Salamba Sarvangasana was pretty good though.
• 05 – So far the worst part of this “snow storm” are the idiots who still haven’t figured out how to drive in this crap. OMG! Snow in Ohio? WTF?
• 05 – Can’t I rant in the privacy of my own room? Ignore anything you hear coming from there. Let me let off steam, OK?
• 06 – Driveway is cleared. Heavy, wet snow. I’m good until more snow falls or a snowplow comes by. I didn’t miss this in Hawaii.
• 08 – Is Matt Groening a nudist? I like Futurama’s positive treatment of casual nudity. Would love to visit the Nude Beach Planet.
• 09 – Cleared drive & sidewalk after work. Will I have to do it again in the morning? Better to go to the snow than have the snow come to you.
• 09 – According to Yoga Journal quiz the right form of yoga for me is Kundalini Yoga. I’ve tried it but didn’t seem a good fit. Take another look?
• 10 – Just drifting snow in the drive. No point in shoveling it yet. The wind will just fill it up again. Sis, send some 64 deg weather my way.
• 10 – Good hot yoga class. Small classes are great.
• 11 – Good yoga class. Full back bend wasn’t happening but I did a rather nice headstand. Had a good chat with the owners too.
• 12 – If you half-ass half-assery is it quarter-assery? Inquiring minds want to know.
• 13 – Had a pretty good class this A.M.. Good workout, good sweat. Tired but refreshed. Famished too.
• 14 – Quality time together today. Brunch at Fairborn Family Diner and grocery shopping. Who says romance is dead?
• 15 – Long ago, in a faraway land, we ate pizza naked in the wee hours of the morning. Why? Because we were hungry.
• 15 – Not much snow this AM. Cleared the driveway in anticipation of the next round. I do hope hot yoga is on for tonight.
• 16 – Shoveled the driveway again. The mountains at the end of the drive are getting too high to throw the snow over. Had enough snow, thank you.
• 17 – Didn’t have to shovel any snow today. Temps may get above freezing in the next few days. That would feel so wonderful!
• 17 – Great hot yoga tonight. Towel helped keep the mat dry but need a longer one. Maybe I can put my sewing skills to use here.
• 18 – Good yoga class. Some areas resist the natural yogic state a lot more than others. Some of that may be mental blocks I need to let go of.
• 19 – I don’t know why Tiger Woods owes me an apology but if it will help him move on with his life then I forgive him. Now, Tiger, sin no more.
• 19 – @gymnosophy I question clothing, I question authority, I even question my sanity.
• 20 – Like I needed another blog. Adho Mukha Svanasana, getting down with the down dog.
• 20 – Great class today. Even core work wasn’t too bad. Warrior poses still getting protests. I’m very tired, thirsty and hungry now. Lunch!
• 20 – Why does it take so fargin’ long for my tweets to migrate to Facebook? Do they have to go through airport security or something?
• 20 – Spent a lovely evening with my grandchildren. We had spaghetti, popcorn & hot cocoa (not all at once). Fun times, I treasure them.
• 22 – RT @nakedjen: Life requires peace. Peace requires balance. And balance requires a certain amount of get-over-yourself. Amen.
• 22 – As usual, installing a simple ceiling light is not as simple as it should be. Builders half-assed everything. Curse you, Mr. Huber!
• 22 – Success! New kitchen light fixture installed despite half-assed electric box. Made it work. I am freakin’ awesome. Major self-esteem points.
• 22 – Looking forward to B.K. Power Yoga tonight. Hope I can leave my ego at home so I can be in the moment and just let go.
• 25 – Bryan Kest Power Yoga was awesome. Like his perspective. Asana portion left me sweat-soaked and tired. It was good, all good.
• 25 – Good yoga class. Still seems to be a lot of resistance to my natural state.
• 27 – doesn’t see much snow in his driveway but it still needs to be shoveled. Shouldn’t there be an app for that?
• 27 – 1st instruction for bathroom shelf: “Assembly should be carried out by a qualified person.” Did it anyway. Never let that stop me before.

For what it’s worth…

• 01 — New Years Eve with the grandkids, The 3 Stooges, Spongebob, and Dick Clark. A good way to bring in the last year of the decade.
• 04 — Hot yoga tonight. Not Bikram but plenty warm and sweaty! Enjoyed it.
• 05 — Annual checkup with cute doctor went well. Wait, exam, lab, pharmacy all in under an hour. Now I can eat again!
• 05 — Advanced class very challenging. Nylon shorts don’t work well for yoga. Better to be nude but rest of class would have a problem with that.
• 06 — Hot yoga again. Would be good to do naked. Still a good workout even if it results in more laundry.
• 07 — Test results back. HGB A1c down to 5.5%. Still need to work on HDL/LDL. Overall, looking pretty good.
• 07 — Hot yoga again last night. Broke in new mat. Remember, sticky side up.
• 07 — Braved the snow-covered roads to attend yoga class. Only 2 others showed. It was a good class. Which side is supposed to be the sticky side?
• 09 — Good yoga practice this morning. My lower quads seem to be very resistant to my natural state, especially in Warrior & Triangle poses.
• 09 — Got my butt kicked in Candyland tonight. 7-year-olds can be vicious.
• 11 — RT @alyankovic: Happy “Binary Number 30″ Day! (1/11/10) — October 10 is 42 (101010). Do you know where your towel is?
• 13 — Two classes tonight, the usual and hot yoga. Yoga’d out.
• 15 — Good yoga class yesterday. Handstands ain’t happening for a while.
• 15 — Been reading old blog posts. Funny stuff. Have I lost the gift of sarcasm?
• 15 — When I was but a wee lad, I never thought I’d be doing so much to keep my body working. “Without maintenance, everything falls apart.”
• 16 — Instead of class this morning, I did yoga at home.
• 17 — @Livsnaturist Thanks for the nipple radiation link. That made my day.
• 17 — Livsnaturist @RevRick The least I could do. I love that post, it’s really funny. Keep up the posting!
• 21 — Another challenging yoga class. Getting closer to doing a handstand. A long way to go on some others. Legs aren’t so flexible yet.
• 22 — 1 year ago — the corporate chopping block and the dull ax of fiscal convenience. Witnesses all blindfolded. I’m not critical, not at all.
• 22 — Ever think about what you could accomplish if you didn’t know you couldn’t do it? “Knowing” we can’t often keeps us from making the effort.
• 24 — I almost feel bad that I accomplished nothing yesterday. I had such high hopes when I finally moved my ass out of bed. Oh, well.
• 25 — Hot yoga tonight. I had no idea I could bend backwards that far. Potentially, I could have gone farther but something would have snapped.
• 27 — Removed SFW links from blogroll that have essentially the same written content as their NSFW counterparts. MNB isn’t SFW anyway.
• 28 — Last night’s hot yoga was good. Some toxins wanted to come out through places other than pores.
• 29 — Relaxing & listening to Kristin Luna Ray’s Where Heaven Meets the Earth.
• 30 — Good yoga class this morning, overcoming resistance to my natural state. Savasana was especially relaxing, as it should be. Namaste.
• 30 — Still listening to KLR. Climb is a great song for savasana. Open to Grace is inspirational. She’s good live too.

For what it’s worth…

Some things I saw while grocery shopping today:

Smart Bacon

Apparently, the pig wasn’t very smart as he got himself killed.

Prime Rib

Beef that cannot be divided evenly.

Smart Mouth

Not sure what this product is, but I was always told that a Smart Mouth was a bad thing.

For what it’s worth…

• "Am I supposed to just bottle up my rage?" Is there a market for bottled rage? Rage in a bottle – now sugar-free. At a store near you.
• Back to my previous status — LFW. Sleeping late is nice but doesn’t pay well. I have habits to support.
• Exhaust suddenly blew out on truck. Is the universe conspiring to keep me broke?
• Thinking about a Zen garden in the backyard. Might be a springtime project. Will a privacy fence destroy the effect?
• Why do cats come to my yard to die? Am I the designated feline funeral director? I only bury the ones I know well. The rest – Rumpke.
• Bhakti Vinyasa was fun, much different than a regular yoga class. Looking forward to the Bryan Kest Power Yoga class. Better get ready 4 it.
• Restorative yoga was … restorative. Supported forward bends & back bends. Felt so relaxed afterward.
• Best Family Guy moment of the evening – Peter in his Donald Duck outfit. LMAO
• Making it easy for Santa, short list: job, new yoga mat, nice big yoga bolster. Plus the usual peace on earth, good will to men.
• Re: Vonage ad. Isn’t India a toll-free call anyway?
• Re: Mr. T & World of Warcraft — Mr. T’s hairstyle isn’t a Mohawk. It’s called a Mandinka, from the Mandinka tribe of West Africa. Fool!
• Inversions tonight. Wall-assisted headstand but trying to find the balance point. No turtle syndrome in shoulder stand. Relaxation yoga too.
• Messin’ with HTML & CSS. Redesigned my "Recommended Software" page. Also home page at both sites.
• Challenging yoga class this evening. More advanced than I’m used to but I’ll get there. Good headstand, started to find the sweet spot.
• Waiting for my final paycheck. They assure me that the check is in the mail. Where have I heard that before?
• Little Debbie, Sara Lee & Mrs. Smith are such temptresses, especially Little Debbie. She knows what I like.
• Happy Birthday Mom. I know you’re watching over us. Could use some advice and counsel.
• Mele Kalikimaka, Maligayang Pasko, Feliz Navidad, Frohe Weihnachten, Joyeux Noël, Vrolijke Kerstmis, Buon Natale, Feliz Natal, Merry Christmas
• Best gift today – the personalized tile trivets from the grandchildren. They each had a hand in making them.
• Tonight on National Geographic — "American Beaver" Oh, that’s what it’s about.
• Tonight’s dinner with the grandchildren — Spaghetti Tacos ala iCarly. Burps and all.
• Been having dreams in the Queen’s English, speaking with a British accent. Watching too much BBC programming? Not bloody likely.
• 2009 may very well be destined to go down in history as the year that sucked donkey. In many ways, it was worse than the Hell of 2002.
• Ghost Hunters – Do ghosts & spirits do as they’re told? Do they respond to commands? If I were a ghost, I probably wouldn’t.
• If yoga is my natural state & asana shows me where I’m resisting my natural state, then my entire being was resisting this evening.

For what it’s worth…

• Don’t trust anyone who says, “We’re from outer space and we’re here to help you.” Like, who invited you anyway?
• American culture is reactive. Even when we try to be proactive, it’s in reaction to something that’s already happened. For what it’s worth…
• … Works Much Better If You Use Firefox Explorer. If You Use Internet Explorer You May Have A Few Problems.
• At work I pass by acute dialysis every day. Where do I find obtuse dialysis?
• Am I not allowed to ever get pissed off? Am I supposed to just bottle up my rage? Sorry, it has to flow.
• Subjected to country music all morning against my will. It’s always involuntary, much like Metallica.
• Dumb GPS directions: I-70 W to I-657 S to I-70 W. It wasn’t any quicker. If anything, much slower.
• Retweeting @TanAllOver: Cracked me up http://bit.ly/FWwWf Did Father Guido Sarducci get royalties? (How about a communion wafer dispenser?)
• Heard on news this AM that average age of Buick owners is 68. Confirms what I’ve said all along.
• Technology and traffic are my biggest frustrations. Need to learn the Zen of dealing with them.
• When exactly did having a cell phone and a laptop computer become an entitlement or even a necessity? How did I not see the memo on that?
• What self-respecting, semi-competent technician does NOT bring his own tools? It’s like showing up for a marathon w/o your running shoes.
• “Mult-purpose spoons” Spoons with more than 1 function. What will they think of next?
• Why is “Longer Boats” by Cat Stevens stuck in my head? It’s a good tune to have stuck there, I guess.
• Amused or bemused? Laugh or be angry? Tragic comedy or comedic tragedy? In my world it’s very hard to tell the difference.
• Got maybe 1.5 hours sleep. Morning meditation & 2 cups of coffee helped. Blood sugar all messed up. Have to be good to myself today.
• Restorative yoga class was great. I definitely need a bigger bolster. Suffering from bolster envy.
• Wish I hadn’t returned USB floppy to the evil empire. Need it to F6 drivers for XP install on SATA drive.

For what it’s worth…

• Got a crap load of things to do today. I hate moving and I’m not even the one moving.
• One day is not enough time to move a household. Legs and shoulders are feeling the burn. Looking forward to a full night’s sleep.
• Big, ugly bruises on upper arms and thighs. Glad the big stuff is mostly in place now.
• Great yoga class. Good workout, feeling very relaxed and, strangely, hungry. Is there a connection?
• Watched half of Secret Girlfriend on Comedy Central. Lame, totally lame. Adolescent humor at its most pathetic.
• Dyed this afternoon and reportedly look 10 years younger. Don’t have to look like Mom.
• SCAT in Springfield. I’ve got to get pictures and post them. It’s everywhere.
• Just wondering. What’s with all the fishing shows on the Discovery Channel? What’s next? Baiting Bass with Bob?
• Don’t bitch about the exorbitant extra fees the airlines are charging, just stop flying.
• “Watch any game you want when you want.” I’m already doing that without DirecTV’s NFL Sunday Ticket. I’m watching all the games I want!
• Had a dream this morning about the Duncan Donuts girl in San Angelo. What was her name? Gosh, that was such a long time ago.
• The Duncan Donuts girl’s name was Grace. The name just suddenly popped into my head.
• Morning comes too damned early in the morning.
• Got something in the mail saying I’ve been “pre-forgiven.” Now I can sin with impunity.
• Chicken for dinner this evening. She doesn’t eat her chicken naked but she doesn’t mind if I do.
• Grease fires & exploding microwave ovens on Mythbusters. Definitely a do not try this at home episode. Cool to watch though.
• Another good class and a lot of closeness. But so focused I hardly noticed. It’s like that sometimes.
• Best simile heard this week – “like a white trash bar mitzvah” (The Jeff Dunham Show, 10/29/09). I’m trying to visualize it.
• Learned a new word, PORMEDY. Porn + Comedy. It aptly describes a lot of the porn I’ve seen. Deep Throat and Captain Lust come to mind.
• Remember, inspired by a true story doesn’t mean that it IS a true story.
• I messed up. The Great Wall of China was not supposed to go. Apparently it had monetary value or something. I explicitly asked permission.
• Soon I’ll have to turn out the lights and pretend I’m not home. Why should I contribute to tooth decay, obesity, and diabetes?

For what it’s worth…

• Time to put pants on. I’ll get complaints if I don’t. Some who matter DO mind.
• Can I declare karmic bankruptcy and have my karmic debt wiped out? Or will that destroy my karmic credit in the next life?
• If I join a nudist colony, can I encourage the others to break free and fight for their independence?
• Today’s quote: “The truth may set you free but first it’s going to piss you off.” – attributed to Gloria Steinem. I like it.
• A brain supplement? I know of many who could use that. Wait, must have brain to supplement it. Oh, never mind then.
• Flipping thru channels. Apparently Bigfoot is chillin’ near some small town in Oklahoma. He gets around but no one can find real evidence.
• 2057 – will be possible to never be away from job. Is that a good thing? Probably not.
• 2057 – Reassuring to know that in the future, computers will still crash & technology will still fail. But Big Brother will be more capable.
• Are technology and simplicity mutually exclusive? Shouldn’t the purpose of technology be to simplify?
• Trivial question. Are trivial answers worth 99-cents apiece? (Plus the cost of a text message)
• How can I feel so listless when I have so many lists?
• Watched “Angel On My Shoulder” (1946) – Paul Muni, Anne Baxter, Claude Rains. Good movie. Love the classics.
• Fired chicken – Once you peel them, there isn’t much meat on them.
• Reading @fireland‘s tweets. LMAO!
• I prefer to eat my chicken naked.
• Modern mantras: It’s not your fault. You have legal options. You may be entitled to compensation. You don’t have to change your lifestyle.
• I suppose duct tape could be used to fix a broken heart. Makes sense to me.
• Waiting for the DNA test results. Hopefully, it will prove that I’m not the mother.
• I think the ice cream upset my stomach. Am I lactose-free intolerant?
• Still distressed that inadequate eyelashes are a medical crisis. Cancer will have to wait. So many inadequacies, so little time.
• “Nudism for me is part of my philosophy of life. Vegetarianism for me is a choice I decided to make.” You had no choice in being a nudist?
• Is it wrong to look forward to a prostate exam, especially if the doctor is really cute? I’ll try not to grin too much.
• It amazes me that someone can make millions singing in a nasal monotone. Even more amazing is that it’s considered music.
• Yesterday was 289th anniversary of Mayflower’s departure from Plymouth, England. I’m so glad John Howland was rescued from the sea.
• Quote: “I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it.” — Jimmy Stewart in “Harvey”
• Need to take care of all the crap I totally neglected yesterday. Am I in a downward spiral of extravagant self-destruction? Or just lazy?
• Mark your calendars. September 30th is Blasphemy Day. Does Hallmark have a card for this? Shall I have a party?
• Looked for athletic wear today. Vast majority was XL/XXL. Not much for those of us who have lost the weight or don’t want to wear culottes.
• Today’s quote: “I’m a pragmatist, which means I think everybody is an asshole but me.” — Dennis Miller
• got the grandchildren extra early today. Preemptive nudus interruptus. Good thing I’m not a vestiphobe.
• Family Guy “The Road to the Multiverse.” was good. Will have to remember to switch off “shuffle.” Endless possibilities.
• Bubba the Lovesponge? Sounds like a contraceptive.
• The biggest problem of being a cynic and a skeptic these days? There’s too much to be pissed off about.
• American Airlines: “We know why you fly.” OK, do you know why I’d rather NOT fly? I hate the process of flying.
• ExtenZe – the official male enhancement product of NASCAR? (The ad has it all – race cars and hot chicks)
• Blasphemy Day is almost over. Have you blasphemed today?

There you have it, flotsam and jetsam from the shipwreck of my mind. For what it’s worth…

• Nudus interruptus — JWs. Should I have answered the door the way I was?
• had a good yoga class. Concentration on abs and inversions tonight. Good workout, feeling loose now.
• watched part of the Cory Aquino funeral on TFC yesterday and replay today. I was deeply moved.
• watching Welcome Danger (Harold Lloyd, 1929). I love the old classics. LMAO.
• watching Feet First (1930, Harold Lloyd) Gotta love the classics. Thank you, Ted Turner!
• Scene where Harold Lloyd is on the side of the skyscraper is hilarious. LMAO, funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.
• Wants to sleep. The body is willing but the mind is wandering aimlessly as if it were lost.
• Sleep finally came sometime after 5. Slept until about 8:45. Oh, insomnia, why did you darken my doorstep?
• Watching Scary Movie. I think it was the best of the series. The sequels were funny but couldn’t match the first one.
• Enduring “Best of” (?) Comedy Central Roasts while I wait for something interesting to come on.
• Another hot, humid day. Perfect day for a refreshing skinny-dip. Where’s my pool?
• Disastrous WordPress upgrade attempt. Sort of moved to new site but database may need to be tweaked. MySQL skills = NULL.
• I think it’s kinda, sorta working now. It looks like I may have to go through all posts & edit cuz characters got changed.
• Dropping Rob off @ Caddy’s then getting a root canal. Oh, Joy!
• I found it hard to believe but I wore pants continuously for about 10 hours today before I just couldn’t take it any more. Feel better now.
• Didn’t know Key West was the largest city in Fla at turn of 20th century yet only accessible by boat. (Overseas Highway on History Channel)
• Wore pants again today but only for a couple hours. Had to go to the base for some things. Now at home, dressed more reasonably.
• Catching up today. Kinda got obsessed in between other things yesterday
• has nothing to report. Situation normal…
• 4 million lines of BASIC. Boy, does that brings back memories.
• Pancakes and sausage on a stick? No doubt dipped in batter and deep-fried. Clever idea but I’ll pass.
• Voice menus should be outlawed as cruel and inhumane.
• Woodstock Now & Then on History Channel. It was amazing how it just fell together the way it did. Can’t be duplicated. Ever.
• Mercedes-Benz — Yeah, that makes me think of Woodstock.
• Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. – Philip K. Dick (1928 – 1982)
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three. — Alice Kahn
• Why should I watch football in HD? First answer me, why should I watch football?
• Just another dreary day in Hoober Heights…
• watched Naked Science last night. Where did all the water come from?
• Saw HP & THBP this evening. Great cinematography. Dark with some humor to break it up. Disappointed by the absence of the big battle scene.
• Who was right about our future? Huxley? Orwell? Both?
• Change public perceptions and debunk myths. Come out of the closet. Hide behind a pseudonym if you want but make your discussion public.
• May as well mow the lawn while it’s cool. There was once a time I actually enjoyed mowing. What changed my perspective?
• Mowed the lawn, glad it wasn’t hot. One step ahead of the Grass Gestapo. “Ve haf vays to make you mow.”
• Have I missed another Tuesday? Need to find a way to tell them apart.
• Goodnight. Off I go to slumber and, perhaps, dream of Merle Oberon. She’s cute.
• Inclusive religions vs. exclusive religions, Everybody gets a chance at Heaven or “You’ll go to Hell if you don’t join our club.”
• Good workout tonight in class. Managed a shoulderstand without turtle syndrome. Felt so accomplished. Still a lot of poses beyond my level.
• The most difficult part of any journey is getting off your ass to take the first step, especially when you have no idea where you’re going.
• Wasn’t aware that inadequate lashes was a serious medical condition. What other chronic inadequacies need immediate attention from med sci?
• 29 Aug: My grandson doesn’t fart. He burps out his butt.
• What’s with the nudist colony tweets? We live among you. We’re your neighbors. Join us, it’s as easy as taking off your clothes. Just do it.
• “Girls Gone Wild” — contains material unsuitable … for anyone. We get to see them naked! And the attraction is?
• It’s great to have proper length shoelaces. Why can’t they be standard on new shoes? Real men don’t walk on their laces.
• Why did my desktop reboot? Power fluctuation? Linux box on same circuit didn’t reboot. Most likely Windows. Or hardware. Blaming Windows.

• is watching Monsterquest. Looking for a rock throwing Sasquatch in northern Ontario. Find the poop, eh. A creature that big shouldn’t be …
• had dinner @ BE. Waited 30 min for food. They knocked $5 off the bill. Food was good but not 30 minutes good.
• ACPI working properly on laptop now after tweaking /boot/grub/menu.lst. It even shuts down correctly. Alright!
• 1 A.M. here. Happy Birthday Sue! Still in Burton?
• Enjoying my solitude today … in the usual way.
• Still aches though not sure if it’s same or new. Raising BP. Feel tired. Tools organized. Cats have clean place to poop.
• nudis interruptus — naked time unexpectedly cut short.
• Spending Friday in the preferred state for as long as possible.
• MAC or PC? PC cuz it’s what I’m familiar with. But moving from Windows to Linux for stability and cost. Runs well on older PCs.
• @nakedjen not sure abt inner tween but my IVOR (Irrational Voice or Reason) is Tim Curry as Dr. Frank N. Furter (in costume).
• What happened to the days when ALL movies were family movies?
• @nakedjen I love Naked Fridays! (Even better to be paid to have them.)
• can find nothing worthwhile on TV — crab fishing, Masonic secrets on $1 bill, Biblical fear & loathing, or lame comics. Some choices.
• Had that dream where I was the only one naked. In this dream everyone was totally oblivious to my nudity. It was no big deal. Cool, eh?
• Spent the night at the kids’ house while DIL was not seen at the ER. Slept just as badly there as at home.
• Zen moment: If you’re not moving forward, you’re falling behind. There is no standing still.
• In a debate with the IVOR with Eeyore interjecting. Has good arguments but the IVOR hasn’t always been right.
• It’s Friday again. Trying to spend it in the natural state.
• Never realized that peeling and dicing a boiled potato could be so freaking nasty. Yuck!
• Watched the Blues Bros movie. Love that movie. Great music. Worth owning for the music alone.
• BSOD this morning. Vacuumed & reseated RAM. Is good now. May have to upgrade to XP. AD won’t like it but can work around with local script.
• WP 2.8.1 is out. Facing painful upgrade on FrankenWeb. Permissions are correct, yet they’re not. Don’t want to 777 everything.
• I’ve been watching Wild Pacific on Discovery, fascinating series.
• Moved from Wild Pacific to Futurama. I like Matt Groening’s vision of the future. A future in which I can conspire to commit public nudity.
• Blood glucose has been totally whack today. Wasn’t today supposed to be my lucky day? NOT!
• stayed up way past his bedtime. Almost feel hungover but haven’t had a drink in years. Just tired, so very tired.
• Going nude on the space shuttle makes perfect sense. Totally controlled environment, lack of storage space. Why not?
• Just watched a couple of Ma and Pa Kettle movies. Learned that 5×14=25.
• Another week come and gone, not much different than previous weeks come and gone. Any different than weeks to come?
• Watched an old D.W. Griffith film last night — Broken Blossoms — starring my favorite actress of all time, the lovely Lillian Gish.
• Performed a relatively painless WordPress upgrade to MSPB. A couple more upgrades & I’ll have it down. Wished the automatic upgrade worked.
• reading old LJ posts on my FWIW blog. Funny stuff. I need more irreverence in my blogging.
• Has my sarcasm been replaced by cynicism? My heart doesn’t feel nearly as light as it used to feel.
• @penguingeek It’s like waiting for DHMO to boil. I think time actually does slow while watching the progress bar.
• In austere times, governments tend be become repressive and waste resources on petty perceived problems.
• Not going anywhere Saturday for unknown reasons.
• Meditation, yoga, lunch, all in the preferred state.
• Watched “Night at the Opera” with grandkids, introducing them to classic comedy.
• I wish eHarmony would stop spamming me. I’ve already found a match, about 34 years ago.
• Catch-22. Need Secret clearance to work at WP but can’t get one unless I have a job that requires one but to get a job that requires one.
• mowed upper lip but undecided about keeping it that way. I feel naked.
• Stephane Deschenes wants to read my “Nipple Radiation” post on his Naturist Living Show podcast. I am honored.
• @gymnosophy If you have to be fully dressed at the beach, what’s the point in going?
• Yoga class was a helluva workout. I must be getting old, couldn’t get into a shoulder stand. I was like a turtle on his back. Sucks to g[et old]
• Party Mix treats for cats? What’s next? Kitty keggers?
• mowed the lawn, keeping the grass gestapo off my butt for a while longer. It should be my right to let the grass grow and cattle graze.