Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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The roundest knight at King Arthur’s Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an [...]

Political Correctness Defined

From Eolake Stobblehouse thoughts:

There is an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term. This year’s term was “Political Correctness.”

The winner wrote: “Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that [...]

Porn

I saw this on xkcd.com recently. Pretty funny.

Connected

Connecting on a personal level in the 21st Century

Do not read this post

Song: Signs
Artist: The Five Man Electrical Band
Album: Good-byes And Butterflies
Released: 1970

Today’s Quote: “Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.” ~ Jules Renard

Black & White

Song: Walk This Way
Artist: Aerosmith
Album: Toys In The Attic
Released: 1975

Today’s Quote: “A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.” ~ William Ralph Inge

Politically Correct Art

Head of Household

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report [...]

Kid’s Stories

Song: Teach Your Children
Artist: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
Album: Déjà Vu
Released: 1970

Today’s Quote: Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for. ~ Will Rogers (1879-1935)

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor’s office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the [...]

Sign in my neighborhood

Song: China Grove
Artist: The Doobie Brothers
Album: The Captain And Me
Released: 1973

Today’s Quote: “I slept with this woman on the ship. And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I’m just slutty. Where’s my parade?” ~ Margaret Cho

Kinda makes me wonder about eating there.