Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Pancreatically-Disadvantaged

Technorati Tags: diabetes,diabetic

"I beg your pardon, but I am not a diabetic… I am what you should refer to as ‘Pancreatically-Disadvantaged.’"

Image – Diabetes Health

For what it’s worth…

BARF Therapy

Pay no attention to that man in the dark little room at the end of the house. He’s just doing what he finds necessary to keep his sanity. He is, to borrow a phrase from the late Douglas Adams, mostly harmless.

Really, the noises, the obscenities, the ranting and raving coming from the man-cave are not [...]

Yoga for Asthma

Quote of the day: “Don’t believe what I tell you. Believe your experience of this yoga.” — Yogi Bhajan
Song of the day: Climb
Artist: Kristin Luna Ray
Album: Where Heaven Meets The Earth
Released: 2009

Control of the breath is considered to be the key to a good yoga practice so it seems reasonable that yoga might be beneficial [...]

National Commando Day

The first ever National Commando Day is July 31, 2009. The idea behind the day is to support prostate cancer awareness.

National Commando Day is when people will practice being unbound by their underwear together. A new level of freedom and unity will emerge knowing that others have also decided to free themselves.

Prostate cancer is a [...]

Adieu Moon Pie

Song: Moonlight Mile
Artist: The Rolling Stones
Album: Sticky Fingers
Released: 1971

Today’s Quote: “I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.” ~ Jack Handey (Sounds like Bush’s foreign policy.)

It is with great regret that I am banishing Moon Pies [...]

Nipples

I fully support a mother’s right to breast feed whenever and wherever her infant needs to be fed. I fully support women’s right to be topfree n public should they choose to do so. And I fully support their right to publish photos in print or on the Internet of themselves doing so.

On the other [...]

A Fifth of Pizza

Song: A Fifth Of Beethoven
Artist: Walter Murphy & The Big Apple Band
Album: Saturday Night Fever
Released: 1976
Note: I only used this song because of its somewhat tenuous relation to the post’s title. This was a disco hit and there is no way I can possibly endorse it as music you should listen to.

Today’s Quote: “The trouble [...]

Visit to the doctor

Song: Doctor Robert
Artist: The Beatles
Album: Revolver
Released: 1966

Today’s Quote: “There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.” ~ [...]

190

Song: Sweet City Woman
Artist: The Stampeders
Album: Against the Grain
Released: 1971

Today’s Quote: “When I became a nudist, my slightly-elevated blood pressure dropped.” ~ Robert Denker, profile in N 27.4

I stepped on my bathroom scale today and was pleasantly surprised. According to my scale, I now weigh 190 naked pounds. That’s down from around 200 or more [...]

Wrong meds

Song: Take The Long Way Home
Artist: Supertramp
Album: Breakfast In America
Released: 1979

Today’s Quote: “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.” ~ Albert Einstein

I guess my physical exam went OK. It was shorter than expected since they gave me most of it back in December when I went in for my pissing problem. [...]