Some things I saw while grocery shopping today:
- Smart Bacon
- Apparently, the pig wasn’t very smart as he got himself killed.
- Prime Rib
- Beef that cannot be divided evenly.
- Smart Mouth
- Not sure what this product is, but I was always told that a Smart Mouth was a bad thing.
For what it’s worth…
I’ve been informed that a rib can be divided evenly only once and still remain prime. I don’t know if that’s a mathematical or a culinary property.