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The Byrds – Turn! Turn! Turn! Today’s Quote: “It’s not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you.” — Frank Zappa Yes, folks, I’m feeling righteous today. I want to declare war on stupidity. I fully realize that, like the war in Iraq, it’s utterly [...] Brewer and Shipley – One Toke Over The Line Today’s Quote: “The fundies want it all taught in a science class, but this will be a nice slap in their big fat face by teaching it as a religious-studies class under the category ‘mythology.’” — Paul Merecki, chairman of the University of Kansas religious-studies department, in [...] Asylum Street Spankers – The Scrotum Song Today’s Quote: “Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.” — Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary Tomorrow is the second of the two most important days of the year and, as usual, I find myself clueless. She’s told me [...] The Vince Guaraldi Trio – Linus and Lucy Today’s Quote: “I’m too stupid to know better. I like being in debt. I finally found something that completely repels women.” — Stephen Felk of San Francisco explains why he got into building fighting robots In case you didn’t know, Linus and Lucy by The Vince Guaraldi Trio is [...] Labelle – Lady Marmalade Today’s Quote: “Not to be absolutely certain is, I think, one of the essential things in rationality.” — Bertrand Russell, Am I An Atheist Or An Agnostic?, 1947 I saw a commercial that got me thinking about when we celebrate certain holidays. In the commercial, a guy was stuck in an airport, trying [...] Buddy Guy & Junior Wells – Everyday I Have The Blues Today’s Quote: “I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.” — Poul Anderson It opens jars, cans, and bottles.Oh my God! I can be replaced by a machine! “Weird Al” Yankovic – Eat It Today’s Quote: “I saw my life flash before my eyes. It was really boring.” — Chicken Run I really should lay off the leftover potato salad; the aftereffects are quite toxic. I’m surprised I wasn’t raided by the EPA today. In other news, we’ve haven’t been weaned from the Time-Warner nipple just [...] Is the dream dying a slow agonizing death? Am I too stubborn to just let it go? It’s about the only dream I have left. If it dies, then what do I have? Did I cause this state of affairs or would it have come about regardless of any action I might have taken? I [...] Arlo Guthrie – Alice’s Restaurant Today’s Quote: “Arrrrrrr!” — A group of UCLA students reply to MPAA Chairman Dan Glickman’s anti-piracy speech. It would seem to me that if the entertainment industry were really serious about curbing illegal downloading, they would find a way to embrace the technology, find the market, and provide alternative sources with reasonable [...] “Weird Al” Yankovic – Fat Today’s Quote: “Because a lot of farmers are prejudiced against New Yorkers, Hillary hauls me along as the token redneck, and I milk the cows.” — Bill Clinton, former President, on visiting the New York State Fair with his wife Senator Hillary Clinton I paid a visit to my doctor today and [...] |
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