Political correctness
a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

 

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Clueless and Stupid

Even though I shan’t be watching the Super Bowl today, I thought I’d note the occasion by posting this banned ad:

Perhaps it was banned because the network executives had their heads up their asses and felt that it hit a little too close to home. That would be my guess. Maybe there’s a subtle, subliminal sexual connotation there. There could be very flexible men out there who get a sexual thrill out of placing their head inside their own anus.

There’s a third, much less likely explanation. It may have been banned because it degrading to men. In advertising and sitcoms, men, particularly married men, are usually portrayed as completely clueless idiots. You rarely, if ever, see women portrayed in that manner because if they did, women’s groups would pitch a bitch about it being sexist and degrading to women. Portraying women as stupid and clueless is sexist while portraying men that way is high comedy. Yet men don’t complain. The wife says, “That’s just like my husband.” The husband smiles sheepishly and says, “Yes, Dear. You’re right.” Maybe we are clueless idiots.

For what it’s worth…

It's so stupid, it might just work

Facebook poll: Can the USA spend its way out of debt?

It makes about as much sense as keeping your virginity by having sex, protecting our children from child pornography by making them child pornographers, preserving freedom by curtailing civil liberties and Constitutional rights, and the ever popular concept of picking up a turd by the clean end. There are those in the government and elsewhere who sincerely believes all of these things can be done. It’s so stupid, it might just work.

For what it’s worth…

Unpolished ideas: religion

Sorry if the following is a bit lacking in cohesion. I’m just working with some rough ideas which may or may not eventually be polished.

Power, control and wealth or peace, enlightenment and salvation? Which is the primary motivation for religion? I often view organized religion as the former with a little of the latter on the side for the sake of appearances. That’s my general perception based on what I’ve observed in my own experiences and in history. That’s just an observation, not a condemnation. There are religious groups and individuals that practice their faith and religion in very positive ways and I admire them for that.

I have nothing against religion or faith. Recently, I’ve found that my own faith is finding a stronger foundation. Conscientious faith, balanced with reason and intellect, can be very beneficial while blind faith, sustained by fear and ignorance, can be very dangererous. I find religion, particularly Christianity and its innumerable denominations, quite fascinating.

I think a religion should provide guidance in the search for truth rather than a set of iron-clad, no-room-for-deviation, set-in-stone rules for everything you do and for attaining what someone has told you is the truth. You shouldn’t follow a particular spiritual path just because someone else follows it or someone has set you on that path and told you to follow it while looking straight ahead, ignoring everything on the periphery.

Instead, you should follow the spiritual path that suits you. If the path you’re on isn’t leading you where you thought it would take you or you discover another path that looks more promising, feel free to change. Whichever spiritual path you choose, it will ultimately lead you to the same destination.

  • “Believe nothing just because a so-called wise person said it. Believe nothing just because a belief is generally held. Believe nothing just because it is said in ancient books. Believe nothing just because it is said to be of divine origin. Believe nothing just because someone else believes it. Believe only what you yourself test and judge to be true.” — Buddha
  • “Say nothing of my religion. It is known to myself and my God alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life; if that has been honest and dutiful to society, the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one.” — Thomas Jefferson
  • “It is a fine thing to establish one’s own religion in one’s heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals.” — D. H. Lawrence

Personally, I find ideas to be much more useful than beliefs. I feel that, ultimately, we are responsible for our own souls and must choose our own spiritual path. Its not a responsibility to be taken lightly nor casually entrusted to someone else. For what it’s worth…

BARF Therapy

Pay no attention to that man in the dark little room at the end of the house. He’s just doing what he finds necessary to keep his sanity. He is, to borrow from the late Douglas Adams, mostly harmless.

Really, the noises, the obscenities, the ranting and raving coming from the man-cave are not any cause for concern. I’m having what I call a BARF Storm. Instead of bottling up all of my anger and frustration inside, I let it spew out of me and after a few minutes, I’m fine. It’s kind of like primal scream therapy but not as intense.

BARF is an acronym meaning Bitterness, Anger, Resentment & Frustration. I used to have BARF storms while commuting to and from the stress and frustration filled environment that was my last full-time job. Not all the BARF was work-related, much of it came from other sources. I’ve been calmer in recent months but, occasionally, there is still the need to let it all out. These days my most common source of frustration is technology, followed closely by traffic. Pressure builds up and has to be released. There are far worse ways to release it.

For what it’s worth…

Twitter Detritus (01-10)

Another month’s worth of mental flotsam and jetsam in tweet-sized bites:

  • 01 — New Years Eve with the grandkids, The 3 Stooges, Spongebob, and Dick Clark. A good way to bring in the last year of the decade.
  • 04 — Hot yoga tonight. Not Bikram but plenty warm and sweaty! Enjoyed it.
  • 05 — Annual checkup with cute doctor went well. Wait, exam, lab, pharmacy all in under an hour. Now I can eat again!
  • 05 — Advanced class very challenging. Nylon shorts don’t work well for yoga. Better to be nude but rest of class would have a problem with that.
  • 06 — Hot yoga again. Would be good to do naked. Still a good workout even if it results in more laundry.
  • 07 — Test results back. HGB A1c down to 5.5%. Still need to work on HDL/LDL. Overall, looking pretty good.
  • 07 — Hot yoga again last night. Broke in new mat. Remember, sticky side up.
  • 07 — Braved the snow-covered roads to attend yoga class. Only 2 others showed. It was a good class. Which side is supposed to be the sticky side?
  • 09 — Good yoga practice this morning. My lower quads seem to be very resistant to my natural state, especially in Warrior & Triangle poses.
  • 09 — Got my butt kicked in Candyland tonight. 7-year-olds can be vicious.
  • 11 — RT @alyankovic: Happy “Binary Number 30″ Day! (1/11/10) — October 10 is 42 (101010). Do you know where your towel is?
  • 13 — Two classes tonight, the usual and hot yoga. Yoga’d out.
  • 15 — Good yoga class yesterday. Handstands ain’t happening for a while.
  • 15 — Been reading old blog posts. Funny stuff. Have I lost the gift of sarcasm?
  • 15 — When I was but a wee lad, I never thought I’d be doing so much to keep my body working. “Without maintenance, everything falls apart.”
  • 16 — Instead of class this morning, I did yoga at home.
  • 17 — @Livsnaturist Thanks for the nipple radiation link. That made my day.
  • 17 — Livsnaturist @RevRick The least I could do. I love that post, it’s really funny. Keep up the posting!
  • 21 — Another challenging yoga class. Getting closer to doing a handstand. A long way to go on some others. Legs aren’t so flexible yet.
  • 22 — 1 year ago — the corporate chopping block and the dull ax of fiscal convenience. Witnesses all blindfolded. I’m not critical, not at all.
  • 22 — Ever think about what you could accomplish if you didn’t know you couldn’t do it? “Knowing” we can’t often keeps us from making the effort.
  • 24 — I almost feel bad that I accomplished nothing yesterday. I had such high hopes when I finally moved my ass out of bed. Oh, well.
  • 25 — Hot yoga tonight. I had no idea I could bend backwards that far. Potentially, I could have gone farther but something would have snapped.
  • 27 — Removed SFW links from blogroll that have essentially the same written content as their NSFW counterparts. MNB isn’t SFW anyway.
  • 28 — Last night’s hot yoga was good. Some toxins wanted to come out through places other than pores.
  • 29 — Relaxing & listening to Kristin Luna Ray’s Where Heaven Meets the Earth.
  • 30 — Good yoga class this morning, overcoming resistance to my natural state. Savasana was especially relaxing, as it should be. Namaste.
  • 30 — Still listening to KLR. Climb is a great song for savasana. Open to Grace is inspirational. She’s good live too.

For what it’s worth…

Getting Nerdy with Tantra

I found this in Yoga Journal’s Yoga Diary, an excerpt from Getting Nerdy with Tantra by Karen Macklin, about a lecture on Tantric Yoga by Chris Tompkins:

Tantra, which came after classical yoga, had two new revolutionary offerings: 1 – it offered the possibility of liberation in this lifetime (as opposed to having to wait many lifetimes to become enlightened) and 2 – it offered practices that were life and body affirming (meaning that the Tantra practitioners saw things of daily life – eating, dancing, reading, etc.- as paths to liberation as opposed to obstacles).

… I have been studying this path for the last two years or so and I love the messages it conveys – that we can move toward a higher state of consciousness and unity with the universe, while still living in the world as householders and human beings.

Here’s a quote Tompkins provided about the Tantrik vision of samadhi, which is speculated to be taken from around the 12th Century:

“The sages say that samadhi is the perpetual realization of the sameness of the individual soul and the supreme soul.”

In other words, we are not only in the universe, but the universe exists in each and every one of us.

I haven’t had much exposure to the various philiosophies assoicated with Yoga, just bits and pieces, but the logic and simplicity of what I have seen, read, heard and experienced appeals to me. The concept of a Universal Consciousness or Spirit of which we are all a part and dwells with each of us, seems more reassuring than a far away bi-polar andropmorphic deity who sits in judgement, demanding that we love, fear and obey Him. It seems like a dysfunctional relationship.

For what it’s worth…

Yoga for Asthma

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Quote of the day: “Don’t believe what I tell you. Believe your experience of this yoga.” — Yogi Bhajan
Song of the day: Climb
Artist: Kristin Luna Ray
Album: Where Heaven Meets The Earth
Released: 2009

Control of the breath is considered to be the key to a good yoga practice so it seems reasonable that yoga might be beneficial to someone with asthma. While perusing Yogatic.com I found this video:

Of course, practicing yoga won’t cure asthma and it won’t eliminate the need for medications and inhalers but it may help one in living with asthma. A daily practice of the poses and breathing techniques described in the video will help to

  • Relax one’s breathing and open the chest and the lungs
  • Encourage short inhales and long exhales
  • feel more relaxed and more open

The sequence of poses in the video:

  • Tadasana (Mountain Pose)
  • Adho Mukha Svanasana (Downward Facing Dog)
  • Plank Pose
  • Makarasana (Crocodile Pose)
  • Bhujangasana (Cobra Pose)
  • Balasana (Child’s Pose)
  • Savasaana (Corpse Pose)

Link: Yoga for Asthma

For what it’s worth…

Benefits Of Living A Holy Life

Here’s a search term that led some unsuspecting soul to this blog: benefits of living a holy life.

I suspect this individual was seeking spiritual guidance and apparently didn’t find it here. Maybe that’s just as well because I don’t want all the crap the comes with being a spiritual guide. I don’t ask that anyone believe as I do, only that they respect my right to believe it.

Still, I would hope that he would return and take a look at my ideas regarding religion and spirituality with an open mind. Many people are so certain that their faith is the only path and so rooted in a belief that they fail to consider any other possibilities. I don’t have any answers but I do have a few ideas and I find that ideas are much more adaptable and more interesting than beliefs.

The benefits of living a holy life? Peace and contentment immediately come to mind. Living a holy life suggests that one is living in harmony with the world, the universe and the divine. Such a person is that much closer to enlightenment and ending the cycle of birth and rebirth. That’s my interpretation, your holy life experience may be different.

For what it’s worth…

Grocery List

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Some things I saw while grocery shopping today:

Smart Bacon
Apparently, the pig wasn’t very smart as he got himself killed.
Prime Rib
Beef that cannot be divided evenly.
Smart Mouth
Not sure what this product is, but I was always told that a Smart Mouth was a bad thing.

For what it’s worth…

Rambling on Sunday

My nephew Joshua posted the following on Facebook yesterday:

Did you know the human brain can only process up to 150 active relationships? We can only care about that many people at a time. No wonder no one gives a shit about Haiti. Compassion is a limited resource, and most of us are tapped out.

… I have developed a theory: The only way people can ever reach a point where we stop war from happening, and actually help our fellow man in a truly Altruistic way (or to even take part in the global world we have created), we need to evolve into a species that actively manages a lot more relationships. Until then, the further away people seem, the more abstract and they will be to us and thus the more unimportant they will be.

He’s referring to Dunbar’s number which is a theoretical cognitive limit to the number of people with whom one can maintain stable social relationships. These are relationships in which an individual knows who each person is, and how each person relates to every other person. This number has been cited as the population of an average village in the Domesday Book, the ideal size of a church congregation and the average size of a company in the Army.

Examples of meaningful relationships might include:

  • people you can go to in moments of great distress
  • people you trust and on which you could rely
  • people of which you know immediately the position in your overall social network

This may at least partially explain why in smaller social groups (small towns, smaller military units, families, clubs, etc) there are feelings of comradery, fellowship, and intimacy that you generally don’t find in larger groups such as cities, big corporations, and larger military units. My own experience seems to bear this out. I’ve always had a preference for living in small towns, working in smaller companies, and serving with small military units. In this smaller groups I have generally felt more at ease, more comfortable, more empowered and more connected to others in the group.

Is compassion a limited resource? I don’t know, maybe it is. Certainly, the resources available to an individual to put his compassion into action can be limited. How do we decide who gets those resources? Modern technology brings the plight of other human beings around the world into our awareness almost instantaneously and nearly constantly. It can be overwhelming and desensitizing, maybe to the point where we become apathetic.

Industrialization and technology have moved us from self-sustaining villages and tribes to vast collections of people who have no real relationships to one another. Within these masses we form small groups in which we forge tenuous loyalties, relationships, and bonds of compassion. I may be pessimistic in believing that, as a species, we are not likely to evolve to the point where people can form lasting social relationships with large numbers of other people. Occasionally, there is some event or catastrophe that brings diverse groups of people together in a common bond but it’s usually temporary, lasting only until the crisis passes, everyone loses interest, forgetting why the bond was originally formed, or people once again become self-absorbed in their own interests.

Not much over 100 years ago, society was largely agrarian and most people lived in self-sustaining small towns and villages. Technology and industrialization have caused us to live in closer proximity to one another and made us more interdependent but our technological advancements have not brought us closer as people. The abundance of information has not made us any less ignorant or more tolerant. We live in a world where anyone’s opinion can be propagated as fact, ignorance is embraced as knowledge and what passes for truth is wholly dependent on how well one manipulates the popular media.

I think we’d have to expand our capability for active relationships by more than a hundred-fold and I’m not sure that would be enough. Our brains may very well have the potential and we could possibly realize that potential once we convince ourselves that doing what’s right must come before what’s profitable and that peace is more honorable than war. Utopian? You bet your sweet ass it is!

For what it’s worth…